Having one of those days where I’ve given my hair conflicting information.
True Life: Is This Joke Premise Still Relevant?
:Whenever I express genuine enthusiasm about something, people assume I’m joking.
:I Would Probably Eat Nothing But Gummy Vitamins if Given The Opportunity to Do So
:I Argued With A Troll On The Internet And It Solved All The World’s Problems
:I Didn’t Wash My Hair For This
- timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
- connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
- colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
- gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date
how to spot a fuckboy:
- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
- relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
- looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
- can’t find the clitoris
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know
True Life: my bf and I share a netflix account and he likes to go through my recently watched and it makes my eye twitch because I love bad tv