shia labeouf’s mum:
shia labeouf: Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds
How exactly did the DJ save your life last night? Through his music, or did he have an EpiPen or something?