24/female/chicago/architect/making u nervous as a hobby

Having one of those days where I’ve given my hair conflicting information.

True Life: Is This Joke Premise Still Relevant?

:Whenever I express genuine enthusiasm about something, people assume I’m joking.

:I Would Probably Eat Nothing But Gummy Vitamins if Given The Opportunity to Do So

:I Argued With A Troll On The Internet And It Solved All The World’s Problems

:I Didn’t Wash My Hair For This

Anonymous said:
This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol


fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

True Life: my bf and I share a netflix account and he likes to go through my recently watched and it makes my eye twitch because I love bad tv

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